DSN

Case File: GB-088

Domestic Goblin Audit

Classified

// Case File GB-088 — Domestic Goblin Audit

Unauthorized domestic goblin activity has been reported in your household.

Over several decades the Department of Serious Nonsense has documented recurring reports involving:

  • missing socks
  • relocated keys
  • laundry anomalies
  • unexplained refrigerator visits
  • objects found in impossible locations

While many citizens attribute these incidents to forgetfulness, accumulated evidence suggests organized goblin involvement.

Proceed carefully. The goblins are believed to be listening.

08

Exhibits

~2min

Duration

8

Outcomes

  1. Exhibit A — Laundry Incident

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    Evidence
    Exhibit A — Laundry Incident

    Three socks entered the washing machine. Only two returned. No signs of forced entry. The missing sock has not been recovered.

    • ▸ intake: 3 socks
    • ▸ output: 2 socks
    • ▸ no forced entry
    • ▸ case open

    Required Judgment

    When you lose something important, your first assumption is:

  2. Exhibit B — Key Displacement Event

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    Evidence
    Exhibit B — Key Displacement Event

    Subject reports placing keys in the usual location. Keys were later discovered inside a refrigerator. No witnesses.

    • ▸ location: refrigerator
    • ▸ no witnesses
    • ▸ subject denies involvement

    Required Judgment

    You discover your keys in the refrigerator.

    What do you do first?

  3. Exhibit C — Midnight Kitchen Activity

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    Evidence
    Exhibit C — Midnight Kitchen Activity

    Movement detected at 02:14. Witness claims they were “just checking something.” Investigation remains ongoing.

    • ▸ time: 02:14
    • ▸ lights: off
    • ▸ explanation: insufficient

    Required Judgment

    You enter the kitchen after midnight looking for:

  4. Exhibit D — Chair of Clothes

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    Evidence
    Exhibit D — Chair of Clothes

    A chair has become structurally indistinguishable from a wardrobe. No collapse has occurred. Engineers remain puzzled.

    • ▸ structural status: holding
    • ▸ category: ambiguous
    • ▸ expansion ongoing

    Required Judgment

    The clothing chair currently contains:

  5. Exhibit E — The Group Chat Curse

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    Evidence
    Exhibit E — The Group Chat Curse

    Subject receives notification. Notification contains no useful information. Thirty-seven messages follow.

    • ▸ notifications: 37
    • ▸ useful information: 0
    • ▸ subject unable to disengage

    Required Judgment

    A group chat suddenly becomes active.

    You:

  6. Exhibit F — Domestic Paranormal Activity

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    Evidence
    Exhibit F — Domestic Paranormal Activity

    An object disappears. Replacement purchased. Original object immediately reappears. Pattern documented repeatedly.

    • ▸ duplicates recovered: 2
    • ▸ originals: still missing
    • ▸ pattern recurring

    Required Judgment

    This phenomenon is best described as:

  7. Exhibit G — Nest Inspection

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    Evidence
    Exhibit G — Nest Inspection

    Field agents located a probable goblin nesting site beneath a pile of blankets. Subject claims pile is “organized.” Evidence remains inconclusive.

    • ▸ site: couch
    • ▸ structure: nest-like
    • ▸ subject claims: organized

    Required Judgment

    Your personal organization system is:

  8. Exhibit H — Final Report

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    Evidence
    Exhibit H — Final Report

    Audit complete. Classification pending. One conclusion will be entered into the permanent record.

    • ▸ audit: complete
    • ▸ stamp: prepared
    • ▸ appeals: not processed

    Required Judgment

    Which statement feels most correct?

// Submission Required

0 of 8 exhibits logged. Ambiguity is not permitted on this premises.